i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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