Don't you send me to vm
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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