it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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