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My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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