let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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