he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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