"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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