i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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