Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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