check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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