nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
