That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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