I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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