It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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