I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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