It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I believe in your delicious
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