Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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