What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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