I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
