Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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