Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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