I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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