North Korea, Best Korea!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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