He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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