I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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