You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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