Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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