I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize