And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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