We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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