I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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