thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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