another moral hangover. fuck.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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