worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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