before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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