Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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