well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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