Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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