For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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