whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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