I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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