Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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