their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
So vagazzling was a success
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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