The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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