just tell him i said nine months
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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