If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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