We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
How does it feel to date your dad?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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