love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
