butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
