Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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