i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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