We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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