why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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