'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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