We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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